Annie Leibovitz Calls Your Selfie Stick and Raises You a Katrillion Swag Points
Before you get caught up in the endorphin rush that is shouting “OK BOOMER” at every person over the age of 40 whilst wielding your selfie stick, keep in mind somewhere, Annie Leibovitz is watching you.
Yes, you’re young, hip, and spry but, wait until the day of reckoning comes when you’re across the poker table from the one and only Annie Leibovitz wielding your selfie sticks and quoting your Tik Tok viners. You’ll be stopped dead in your tracks when Annie Leibovitz calls your selfie stick and raises you a Katrillion Swag Points!
YES, SWAG POINTS! You’ve never heard of the currency because it is reserved to be used only by Annie Leibovitz which means you don’t have any! Good luck calling Annie Leibovitz’s 1 Katrillion swag points ya know, not having them in all! HAHAHAHAH MUHUHAHAHA!
-A Well-Mannered Scholar