Area Juliet's Tik Toks Constant Reminder the Lady be but a Thirteen-Year-Old Amidst Nonstop Bloodshed

Area Juliet’s Tik Toks Constant Reminder the Lady be but a Thirteen-Year-Old Amidst Nonstop Bloodshed

Let us first take a moment to acknowledge and quote the viral Tik Tok based Bard, Benee.

“La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (I’m a lonely bitch)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (super lonely)”
Area Juliet's Tik Toks Constant Reminder the Lady be but a Thirteen-Year-Old Amidst Nonstop Bloodshed
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One area Juliet Capulet certainly has been feeling bored in the house of late. To lessen the fatigue that comes hand in hand with being stuck in the box all day, Juliet has taken to making short dance and lip-sync videos on the popular social app, Tik Tok.

It did not take long for Juliet’s followers to pick up on some… interesting themes in Juliet’s posts.

“Uhh, the topics seem sort of heavy for a thirteen-year-old, ya know?”

— AREA ROSALINE

“Her content is a little too, “my boyfriend of two weeks poisoned himself because he thought I died so I’m going to stab myself to death sorta vibe.”

— AREA MERCUTIO

“Too much tragedy, not enough throwing an imaginary ball up in the air and pretending you’re cool when you catch it.”

— AREA TYBALT

This particular area Juliet Capulet has heard what the folks of Vernona have had to say about her videos and she plans to, of course, go ask a Friar in the countryside if there is any sort of concoction she can take to be less of a character written by a sad man in the sixteenth century.

-A Well-Mannered Scholar

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