Aristotle No Longer Interested in ‘Father of Biology’ Title After Hearing Humankind Created 'The Masked Singer'

Aristotle No Longer Interested in ‘Father of Biology’ Title After Hearing Humankind Created ‘The Masked Singer’

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”

With this age-old quote from the pen of Aristotle himself in mind, the intellectual icon’s most recent criticism which led to his denouncement of the title ‘Father of Biology’ makes an incredible amount of sense. This news, of course, came to fruition after the renewal of the reality television show “The Masked Singer” was announced.

“Not one, not two, not three but, FOUR seasons now, of the worst television has to offer?” Aristotle beckoned atop a hill somewhere in Greece. Truly, we can’t blame him. Nearly 6.5 million people tuned in-

Ya know what, no. This doesn’t deserve my time.

-A Well-Mannered Scholar

Aristotle No Longer Interested in ‘Father of Biology’ Title After Hearing Humankind Created 'The Masked Singer'
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