Experiment Must Not Be Very Good, Lab Report Has Whole Section Questioning its Validity.
GLASTONBURY, CT –
This story concerns the likes of one Brendan Fox, Glastonbury High School lax captain, and total goddamn motha fuckin STUD. Fox, a junior, did as most juniors do and half-assed his way through Mr.Canfield’s first-period chemistry class. Fox’s lab report on endothermic and exothermic reactions was due at the end of the period. Fox was able to hand his report in on time, but, this fucking fool wrote up a whole section questioning the validity of the experiment.
Yeah, this clown took the time to include two full pages of a section titled “Validity Statement” which carefully explained in excruciating detail all the potential human and non-human errors. This lead to Mr. Canfield publicly chastising Fox in front of the whole chemistry class. “What sort of scientist explains why what they are sciencing isn’t science? Huh? You guys think you’re better at science than me, the science person who is paid to since your minds on SCIENCE! HUH, you hormone ridden half-wits think you’re better than ME!” said the clearly unstable and unqualified chemistry professional, Mr. Canfield.
This is a public service announcement. Validity statements matter and Mr. Canfield is def a lil insecure.
-A Well-Mannered Scholar