Friend Who Pursued Stand-Up Has Been Riffing On Facebook Live for an Hour Like Literally A Single Person Gives A Hoot
“Shit dude, ya know what? We can’t go outside and do jokes so, uh, like, I’ll just do jokes for the internet. The internet has like, a lot of people on it. The internet is the open-mic we’ve all been waiting for.”
Johnny Clausen absolutely letting the internet have it.
Johnny Clausen, a relatively new name in the Chicago stand-up scene has no clue how little anyone cares what he is doing with his life. That indisputable fact didn’t stand in Johnny’s way from force-feeding poorly written bathroom humor to anyone he was friends with on Facebook from 7:00-8:00 PM ET this past Wednesday night.
“Like has anyone ever noticed how boozing will make your ween not work so smoothly.” Yeah, jokes like that. How lucky Clausen’s 1034 Facebook friends had it to be witness to such unrivaled wit.
Don’t even get us started on how the guy spent a solid 25 minutes doing crowd work to a whopping 3 viewers who were also playing Animal Crossing in a separate tab.
-A Well-Mannered Scholar