Jackson Pollock’s Bedroom Had a Black Light…
We took a look through some of the now-deceased famous abstract painter’s photo albums prior to our story and boy oh boy did a major headline shift afterward.
While our story was going to focus on the abstract expressionist’s day to day routines when we came across a photo taken in the artist’s bedroom… we needed to shift courses. Jackson Pollock’s bedroom had a black-light in it!
Now we thought our high brow readers would not be too keen on any R rated material but, then we realized we are a little known glorified blog that no one cares about so… here’s the dirty dirt. Like the colorful splatterings across a canvas, Pollock became famous for, he first perfected this *cough* technique strangling ye ole thigh hammer in private. Yes, it seems after careful examination of the happened upon photograph, Mr. Pollock could be better known by his sexy alter ego, Jack PullCock… WHAT! Relax already!
It seems Mr. PullCock spent many hours *cough* analyzing his shaft- uh perfecting his craft before he took his talents to the world of painting.
-A Well-Mannered Scholar