Man at Bar Discussing Game Theory Clearly Has No Game

Man at Bar Discussing Game Theory Clearly Has No Game

“So you see while game theory consists very literally of complex systems, with time and proper education, anyone could understand anything. You have to program your brain to solve the equation for whatever ‘game’ you are playing.” said Seamus Sweethue in a sorry attempt at creating a conversation with a classical music grad student, Bella McKensie.

The conversation ended quickly. As did Seamus’ next handful of interactions. He was down on his luck but, as Seamus knew better than anyone, love was a numbers game, or at least that was his theory. Start enough conversations and put yourself out there enough and you’re bound to find someone compatible. Seamus just thought the odds of finding love might be a little higher…

Then it happened. Just as Seamus was about to call it quits for the night, a beautiful man wearing a Settlers of Catan Cities and Knights T-shirt. He simply said “Hey, nice shirt.” and the rest was history.

-A Well-Mannered Scholar

Man at Bar Discussing Game Theory Clearly Has No Game
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