Misty Copeland Has No Chill, Misty Copeland Doesn’t Need to Be in First Arabesque To Reach That!
Look, we get it Misty, you’re a world-class athlete who could squash a regular human with the blink of an eye but, this is the library, have some chill girl!
Fine, I suppose we’re just a little salty after the news broke this morning that Misty Copeland, was back to her usual shenanigans grabbing books off the top shelf at the public library while in the first arabesque. Folks, I’m all for using your talents and feeling good about yourself but, isn’t this a bit much? You don’t see Danica Patrick hauling ass at 200 MPH, do you? No! Not once have heard of Serena Williams picked up her tennis racquet and hitting an overhead serve every time someone asks her to pass the salt. NOT ONCE!
So kudos on your physical prowess Misty but, maybe consider sticking to a simple tendu next time? Have some chill. A tendu is chill.
-A Well-Mannered Scholar