MitocAndrea is the Powerhouse of the Cell
“Who the fuck are you looking at huh, fresh meat?”
Yah, sorry to break it to you but, you just got convicted of a high profile criminal offense and you’ve been taken to Saint Thunderbolt’s Correctional Facility for the Royally Fucked. Want more bad news? You’re gonna get it regardless.
Your new cellmate is MitocAndrea, the powerhouse of the cell, and the prison for that matter.
The rumors about MitocAndrea are more than just simple rumors, they’re legends. It’s been said that MitocAndrea sets her sight on newbies and slowly begins to suck them dry of hope. she breaks them down, drains them of any nutrients as she gains energy and becomes stronger and stronger. Stories have been told of MitocAndrea’s ability to transform the fear of those around her into bigger biceps and larger latissimus dorsi muscles.
MitocAndrea decides who breathes in Saint Thunderbolt’s Correctional Facility for the Royally Fucked. Don’t get on her bad side.
-A Well-Mannered Scholar