Sigmund Freud Just as Much of A Dick Over Video Consultation

Sigmund Freud Just as Much of A Dick Over Video Consultation

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Cigar in his mouth, a scowl on his face, and an ever-present sense of condescension, yup, Sigmund Freud is the same insufferable cuk over Zoom as he is in person.

Sigmund Freud Just as Much of A Dick Over Video Consultation

Doctor Freud (right), reluctantly does his job via a Zoom call.

Rebecca Richards, a patient of Freud’s over a year has always felt the man was sort of a pretentious well, asshole. Now, given the global distancing protocol put into place in many of the largest cities across the world, Richards would get to see if Freud would behave any differently over a video call.

He did not.

No, Freud was late to the session. This, of course, implies he was unable to walk less than 50 paces across his home to his desk. This tardiness did not exactly instill confidence in Richards that the rest of the session would run smoothly.

It did not.

“So remind me again what the hell’s the matter with you?” Freud was quick to blame his forgetfulness on a crazy dream he had last night but, Richards would not be played the fool again. “I’d ask you the same question doctor?” A strong response that would, of course, result in Freud going on quite a lengthy diatribe, one too long for us to take the time to think of and write in such a meaningless fictional blog post so, here, make up your own.

We’re guessing you did not.

-A Well-Mannered Scholar

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