Statistics Professor Wants to Solve the World's Problems but, Only if we Treat People like Numbers

Statistics Professor Wants to Solve the World’s Problems but, Only if we Treat People like Numbers

Dr. Sullivan, a statistics professor at the University of Michigan has a reputation among the student body as an incredibly kind human being who always has the greater good at the forefront of her mind.

“I’ll always aim to protect the individual, the human, for the individual makes up the masses. However, I will only do so while treating people like the number they are.” said the statistics professor during the University of Michigan’s commencement ceremony in 2019.

This comment stirred up a little bit of controversy as it’s ‘uhhh kinda fucked up’ as one student put it. What’s more than that, Dr. Sullivan went on to say that Maroon 5 was the most talented group of musicians in 2011 because they had the number one hit, ‘Moves Like Jagger’. Naturally, an uproar unfolded in the crowd of the graduation ceremony.

Dr. Sullivan just now, returned from administrative leave after a semester off and believe me when I say no student dares ask what her if she has an opinion on Hiroshima and Nagasaki… YIKE!

-A Well-Mannered Scholar

Statistics Professor Wants to Solve the World's Problems but, Only if we Treat People like Numbers
You don't have permission to register